A Day at The Beach

I'm lying on beautiful white sand (plastic chair) on a deserted island (my deck). The birds are singing familiar tunes (ipod). There are no roads on this island which is fine since I totalled my camel (car). There is a plentiful supply of cold water (diet coke).

In a few minutes I am going to entertain myself by watching the wild life (movie).

Wait a minute. I hear voices coming from the ocean (front door). It's pirates (unspecified members of my family). Uh oh!