There seems to be a consensus that I need the help of reality tv.
Not just one show - several.
My neighbor thinks I need to be on "Clean Sweep," which if you recall makes you get rid of all of the crap in your house. I agree with that assessment; but it's no longer on the air.
My sister, Charmaine, thinks I need "Super Nanny." I have to disagree with that. I don't think my kids are so bad. And what does she know? She doesn't have any kids (although those are usually the people who think they are experts)!
Not just one show - several.
My neighbor thinks I need to be on "Clean Sweep," which if you recall makes you get rid of all of the crap in your house. I agree with that assessment; but it's no longer on the air.
My sister, Charmaine, thinks I need "Super Nanny." I have to disagree with that. I don't think my kids are so bad. And what does she know? She doesn't have any kids (although those are usually the people who think they are experts)!
Brody thinks I need to be on "What Not to Wear." As much as I would like $5,000 to shop in New York, I won't, because they would make me get rid of my favorite violations - Uggs, torn up jeans, and turtlenecks in every color. Not gonna happen!I appreciate all of their suggestions; but the only reality tv show I want to be on is "Wife Swap."
Doesn't this look like fun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYNymvtbWw4
2 comments:
Wife Swap is hysterical! But no reality TV for me; it makes me crazy. I just can't watch people who should be embarrassed, but aren't.
As for your Uggs and ripped jeans--keep them! I would spend my whole life in the clothes I put on when I get home from the office if I could.
Nodody is taking my Ugs, fake as they may be, eva. And I don't think you need Super Nanny. You need Super Granny.
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