Have you heard the saying, "When God closes a door, He opens a window?"
Yeah, me too!
Bet you didn't know it went the other way.
This should be a happy day. Skeletor is getting on a jet plane in the morning to move to California. Ordinarily, I would be jumping up and down naked in the street right now. I thought that all of my "prayers" over the last three years had finally been answered.
There could be a day when I might not be insulted. I'm 46 years old. That's amazing!
There were parties planned! They were going to be catered! And fireworks!
Skeletor's door opened. My window shut! My door shut! My garage shut! My car door shut! Well, you get the picture.
Erin. She's moving to Colorado. Right now.
Be afraid! That's all I can say. She might read this!