No, not THAT Jesus - the Jesus who is purportedly designing my business cards.
I'm thinking the other Jesus may, indeed, have a problem with my lack of participation in organized religion. As a result, he is impeding the ability of Office Depot Jesus to complete the design of my card, as well as, my ability to contact him (and by "him," I mean Office Depot Jesus).
Jesus takes a lot of days off.
Which Jesus am I talking about? You decide.