Sunday, November 23, 2008

Music That Used to Be About Music

Am I wrong to think that a musician nominated for something on the American Music Awards should show up in some kind of outfit that doesn't suggest they just rolled out of bed and picked up the clothes that were on the floor? I mean, are you trying to say that you are so cool, and this is so routine, that you treat it as though it is no more special than going to the grocery store? That pisses me off.
I mean, I'm pretty sure my kids nominated me for Mother of the Year. When it comes time for the ceremony, I'll put on a suit, maybe even a dress (if I really have a chance of winning). More importantly, I will bring on stage with me a posse of scantily clad women dancing around me in a type of sexual worship. Oh. Ooops. I'm not a man. Nevermind.

6 comments:

SSP said...

oh my gosh that was so hilarious!! and then he dises his fans and says he wants to give the award to whassizface....i did enjoy Pink and Sarah Maclachalan, and then alicia keys with the opera singer and queen latifah.....

JIMSIGHT said...

Hey what about thanking Jesus, I didn't see the show, but I am willing to bet dollars to donuts that Jesus came into play on more than one occasion.

SSP said...

jesus and god both got their respects. how come it is ok to thank god when things go good, but we can't blame him when things go badly?? i think that is where christianity lost me...that, and the murder on friday, repentence on saturday and forgiveness on sunday thing

Briana said...

I have always found the "thank yous" to be completely insincere - just what they think we want to hear (including Jesus). What I want to know is why Jesus doesn't endow the intellectual and moral giants of our time with obscene wealth and fame?

Charmaine said...

I think when you receive an award you should demurly walk to the podium and honestly say, "Fuck You. Oh and...thanks".

That would be cool. hee hee

Briana said...

I think you should just thank yourself for all of your hard work and talent.